Hello. I did it. I really just did it. I google searched “pug cake.” I don’t even know why I did it, but I did. I realize that you’re not reading this because you’re looking for pug memorabilia, and even worse, ceramic pug memorabilia, otherwise known as tschotskes. But I can’t help it. I’ve become that person. The person who all of a sudden is now beyond excited about images of ceramic inanimate objects that they had no idea they would see on the internet. DOG objects.
Then I saw this ceramic pug wedding cake topper and I became mesmerized. I CAN get married one day! Now that I know that this wedding cake topper exists, it suddenly makes getting married a real option for me, when it hasn’t been before (at least according to me anyway). I do not know why this pug wedding cake topper all of a sudden makes me realize I am allowed to now get married to no one in particular. Who knew I would turn out to be a Person In Life who gets marriage permission from inanimate breed specific dog objects? Not me.