Recently I was asked to come up with a list of things I liked, since I found I was feeling like I was not enjoying anything in Life. I could not come up with anything. I had so many sads, so, so many sads. Until I realized I did like one thing: Keyboard Cat. It’s true- while drowning in a Sea of Despair of Feelings About Life, the one thing to pull me out, my big “Aha! moment” came from Keyboard Cat. I love him, look at his smile while he jams, he’s so delighted inside and he has the Most Fun Ever With Himself. I wish I was you, Keyboard Cat. But I am not. I am just me, Lisa Roth, the Greatest Person To Ever Also Be Bored and Full of Sads For No Apparent Reason.
And even though you are dead Keyboard Cat, I still love you. And I would still be happy to be you, even as a dead You. You are the best that ever lived, except for my dead dog Morty. You are my inspiration and you are also what it looks like if I was forced at gunpoint to go to Oprah’s website and answer the question: “Please put an image of how you want to feel inside, all of the time.”
I could watch this freaking video for hours. It’s true, I can’t lie to you about this. That would be terrible. Lying is awful, and it hurts so bad to be lied to. It hurts so bad! So I will not do that to you.
I will however, share this awesome Keyboard Cat and Corey Haim video with you, which I feel potentially the same if not more delight from than the original Full Length Keyboard Cat video. Clearly when Corey says “oneuffwuss Eexxtraexxtra read all abootiiiittt” he is speaking to my heart. And yes, that’s nearly exactly what he says. I love you and your hair Corey Haim! I’ll never forget you. Never.
I love this cat. He is so hilarious and he really knows how to jam.
Lisa
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