FUCK YOU, PENGUIN, the blog where someone with not much better to do with their time (ahem), tells animals “what’s what,” is now coming to a bookstore near you. And it’s a good thing and not a moment too soon because staring at pictures of ridiculously cute animals on the internet is obviously bad for your eyes and overall health. So we should all take a moment to thank the power’s that be that someone, somewhere, still buys and cares about books other than TWILIGHT or BURNING WILD. Anyway, when not hawking their new book, FUCK YOU, PENGUIN, is like a fuzzy, titillating and joyous slap in the face and adorable roller coaster of emotions because, yes, animals ARE too cute. Now close your eyes and imagine yourself floating peacefully in a sea of fuzzy new born baby smoosh face animals. And yes, you can kiss them all. And they love it.
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