Probably the most amazing thing to happen to the internet since Die Antwoord blasted us with SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT, is some way way next next level shit. What, you ask, is the future of awesome?? Well, wait no more, because KITTEH ROULETTE will mesmerize your eyeballs with the random awesomeness of KITTEHS!!! Yes, KITTEH ROULETTE is a website purely devoted to generating random KITTEH videos for your endless viewing pleasure. And I even tested it and it IS totally random – which will horrify you when you realize you can’t go back through the sands of time once you click “next kitteh,” to endlessly watch the slow midget kitteh get poked by a feather… again and again… and again. Oh, midget kitteh with the stump legs, where did you go??!! You are so slow and stumpy after generations of careful imbreeding by Japanese people who have perfected the art of ridiculously adorable.
If you don’t LOVE Kitteh Roulette you are clearly a sick pervert and there is something very, very wrong with you.