Every single day, I take a moment out of my very busy life to have a word with the benevolent forces of the universe to thank them for so far bestowing me with an unusually high metabolism. My rampant consumption of all things sugar and wheat has reached such alarming heights (well, depths), that it has become necessary to make up a gratitude prayer to the god of my fat. Because DONUTS are simply the most delicious nuggets of love ever created from the most delicious combinations of sugar and fat and wheat. I LOVE DONUTS. I LOVE DONUTS. I FUCKING LOVE DONUTS so SO so SO MUCH!!!
I also love the website: THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FAT (Where dreams become heart attacks). For fatties and wannabe fatties every where: USA!! USA!! USA!!
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